Which Type of Coder Are You? Workers vs. Players
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Understanding Different Coder Types
In the world of programming, there are distinct categories of coders, each with their own unique styles and setups. This article will delve into these types and what they reveal about their personalities.
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The Music Enthusiast Coder
Even if you work in a corporate setting, your passion for music shines through. These coders, often aspiring musicians, would rather immerse themselves in tunes than tackle coding challenges collaboratively.
You can spot this type of coder when you notice a guitar prominently displayed in their workspace.
The Apple Aficionado
You may find that your setup consists of a single monitor, courtesy of your employer's preference for M1 or M2 Macs. Enthusiastically, you promote its speed while secretly lamenting the money spent on “magical” accessories.
These developers are often quick to flaunt their latest Apple gadgets. You’ll recognize them by their iPhone, AirPods, and Apple-themed apparel.
The Casual Gamer
Do you have your gaming console ready to go during those long code reviews? Perhaps you’re sneaking in some Mario Kart during tedious meetings. Your workspace likely reflects this playful side.
These laid-back coders may find their productivity waning, but they often celebrate personal victories in gaming. Expect to hear sports commentary in the background during calls.
The Overloaded Monitor User
Having multiple screens is a common practice among some coders, who believe it boosts productivity. However, the complexity of their setups often leads to convoluted solutions that they deem “obvious.”
Watch for the side of their face during video calls—this is a telltale sign of their over-complicated approach.
The Multi-Tasking Juggler
Are you juggling side projects while on the clock? This coder type may think they're effectively multitasking, but often they’re just distracted.
If you notice them constantly muted during meetings, chances are they're off doing something else entirely.
The Laptop Stand Enthusiast
Too budget-conscious to invest in a second monitor? A laptop stand may be your go-to solution.
These individuals often prioritize saving money over investing in their work setup, sometimes resulting in a less-than-professional appearance.
The RGB Lighting Fanatic
RGB lighting is their favorite feature, adorning everything from keyboards to mice. When they start discussing macros, it’s probably time to tune out.
These coders are easily recognized by their flashy setups, even when it’s not a festive occasion.
The iPad Dilemma
Having an iPad in your workspace raises questions about its necessity.
This type of coder often misuses frameworks and public APIs, leading to confusing code.
The Dvorak User
If you find yourself in an interview with someone boasting about their Dvorak keyboard, proceed with caution.
These coders can evoke a sense of discomfort, especially when their coding practices are questionable.
Conclusion
If you identify with one of these types and feel offended by this article, consider leaving a comment—even if it’s not well-articulated!
Best wishes to all coders out there!
About the Author
A professional software developer known as “The Secret Developer,” who shares insights on Twitter @TheSDeveloper and writes regularly for Medium.com.
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